I have burned a new mix CD – exclusively for the purposes of cruisin’. This time, the world shall surely tremble. And by “world” I of course mean “the crowd outside First Markham Cineplex,” and by “tremble” I mean “stare.”

I can’t reveal the full contents of the disc before it’s used, for there’s just too much power in it. I would break the world. But let’s just say there’s some hardcore rap in it. Some hardcore…“poké” rap.