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You thought we had finally left…but WERR BACK BIOTACHES!!!!!!!!!!11111111oneoneoneoneone Oh yeah? OH NO!!! That’s right babees – you can’t hold us down. The government can’t hold us down. Rogers LITE can’t hold us down. No one can hold us down. I’m excited. Can you tell?

And thus, we’re back…at the exact same address. So really, it’s possible that you didn’t even notice we were gone at all. But anyway, if you’re reading this and still don’t know our new/old/only address for whatever reason (ie. you = a stupidhead), Sheep’s alter-ego would be more than happy to help you out. In fact, he’d be orgasmically twitching with feelings of happiness moreness. (Have my amazo-insaneo writing stylez changed since our downtime? Hecks nos sirs!!!) …yeah, I know this entire paragraph is unnecessary. I just wanted to say “orgasmically.”

So a big thanks for all the support we got during our downtime – in particular those two very nice emails we got. …which seemed very odd, since we don’t even have an email address. But they weren’t real emails anyway; one was spam for penile enlargements (at the non-existent email address remember), and the other one was just me pretending to be a visitor – where I pretended to write to myself, pretended to read it, pretended to write back, and pretended to put myself on my junk mail filter.

But hey, don’t walk away Eileen (I know you’re not literally Eileen…it’s a song reference…okay.) – we got lots of insane stuff coming up. And when we figure out that they are, we’ll tell you – I swear. Now we return to your regularly scheduled broadcast…low grade pornography – Look Who’s Cumming For Dinner (Yoink, straight out of Assface’s mouth! (But Assface doesn’t have a mouth. Oh dear.)). <-- perfect punctuation

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