It’s Been A Bad Day, Please Don’t Take A Picture (Yeah, I know, I used this song already but hey, F off)

Sick Of Myself – Matthew Sweet

So I’m talking with my friend Angel during my Drama lecture and since I happen to be in full Sad Bastard mode at the time, she has the decency to ask me, “How are you?” Not just as a pleasantry, but as an actual inquiry, like “Geez, you look like hell, buddy are you ok?” But back to the “How are you?”

I reply, “Unhappy.”

And I wasn’t just being bitingly witty. I was…I am unhappy. Don’t get me wrong, I’m not “crying all day, skipping classes, listening to all my Weezer CDs on repeat, watching Rudy, contemplating suicide, going to bed at 5 in the morning, waking up in a pool of my own vomit/urine” unhappy. I mean, yeah, I can function. But I’m miserable. I cannot reasonably experience the emotion that you humans call “pleasure”.

Case in point: I was at the Raptors-Rockets double overtime game yesterday, which was absolutely friggin’ amazing! The Raptors even won and yet I went home feeling like someone had just taken a dump in my mouth. It didn’t help that I was going on three hours of sleep, but that’s another story.

Luckily, there is one thing that I know for sure. It’s a seasonal thing. I’m always like this around the Winter, snowy, dark days. They flat-out suck. And don’t even get me started on Christmas. Jaysus, trust me, that’s a post all on it’s own.

Oh yeah, and of course things are going terrible with the girl. Is it a bad sign when your object of affection seems to have no interest in you sexually? Just wondering.

And so on and so forth…

SNL Post Of The Week:

A Time Travel Sketch – I’ll be honest. I didn’t actually see this. However, the concept is hilarious, it’s a good read and you can pretend that Andy Roddick can deliver his lines properly.

Retro SNL Post Of The Week:

And Now One With Jim Carrey – Ride the snake!

Stick a needle in me, I’m done.