(A Random Post)
Alien Debris Found in Siberia.
This is news I have been waiting for since I started watching the X-Files in grade 3, soiling myself during every episode. I say we seek out these extra-terrestrials, establish a cultural trade to learn about their mysterious ways, and then travel to their homeworld to bomb the shit out of them and steal their oil.
Because if there is one thing Science Fiction has taught us, it’s that Will Smith was right, those robots were out to fuck us.
And if there are two things Science Fiction has taught us, it’s that all aliens are going to invade our planet and shanghai our oil, so we’d better pre-emptively strike them and wear the pants in this relationship.
Well, that, and the Will Smith thing.