So we already got the DC side pretty much down right? With the Nazi Superman and everything? Let’s try and get the Avengers down then.

Troy Hurtubise – Iron Man styles.

Hiroshi Kobayashi – Um…also Iron Man styles.

Tommy Frank – Hawkeye styles.

Crazy guy – Swordsman styles.

Yu Zhenhuan – Beast styles.

And hey, they already got a crazy disaster to resuce people from – GIANT WHITE BLOB OF EVIL INVADES SOME PLACE CALLED “DUNN” IN NORTH CAROLINA!!! I bet bears were behind it.

True, we haven’t found Captain America yet, but remember – he was still stuck in suspended animation when the Avengers were originally formed. Until we find him, they can call up this Cambodian baby (Nightcrawler styles) as a reserve member.

Yeah, I realize I could have subbed any random Olympic winners in (ie. Hawkeye, Triathlon, Hulk, She-Hulk, Namor, etc.) but that would be cheating. And if there’s one thing I don’t do, it’s cheating. And lying – I have never lied in my life, and I am 100% certainly not doing it right now, this very moment, as I type these truth filled words.