(A Random Post)

After like two straight weeks of saying “Okay, I’m getting some extra sleep TODAY”, I’ve decided to scrap that idea and just forgo sleep entirely. Let’s see how long I can go until I burn out. …I’m guessing one day.

Why? I finally got my dirty paws on a (poor and almost certainly bootlegged) copy of Anchorman. But whatever – IT’S OVER. Complete commitment to memory has begun and will be complete by week’s end.

The only problem? Instead of Let Go stuck in my head, it’s now Afternoon Delight. I can’t get it out – it’s even worse than before. It’s like Frou Frou dug a hole in my head already, and Afternoon Delight is using that same hole, ‘cept it CONTINUED TO DIG EVEN DEEPER.

I can’t live like this. I need this song. If I could inject it into my veins without air bubbles giving me cardiac arrests, I would.

There is only one solution. (And this time, I don’t mean suicide. That’s Plan B.)

“I’m a man. I’m a man who discovered the wheel and built the Eiffel Tower out of metal and brawn. That’s what kind of man I am.”

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