(A Random Post)

Just so you know…that doesn’t mean we’ll be packing up anytime soon. I still don’t have the time to move everything over (even though it’s essentially only just one real big click and drag) and I don’t know if my glass-eating internet provider will keep stable long enough for that. And I still want to get some other things done first, like making my own PHP tagboard, so I don’t need to use this ad-infested, non-SQL-connecting piece of crap. (Free, courtesy of Tag-Board.com!) And I guess I would also need to learn PHP first. But up until January 1st, 2005 (the point at which I expect us to be kicked out) things should just be the same around here. Just that if you ever come to the members.rogers.com page and find that there’s no The WAMBAG goodness waiting for you, do not panic. Do not sell all your possessions and wander the Earth, challenging the world’s greatest fighters just to learn “the true power of the warrior.” Just check the dot com.

So, back to the usual business.

Unlike most of you, I’m still stuck in the middle of exams, and so I got all that to keep me entertained. So you would think I have more than enough on my plate to keep me busy until they’re done. But yet…that never really seems to be the case, does it? Thus, for absolutely no reason that I can see – aside from just having something to do other than study – I have decided to tackle one of my greatest ambitions, and cross off one of the biggest To-Do’s on my perpetual To-Do List.

Regarded as possibly the absolute worst fan fiction of all time, The Misery Senshi Neo-Zero Double Blitzkrieg Debacle by Peter W. Guerin is a Sailor Moon/Daria crossover adventure that stands over 400 pages tall. During a recitation, four of his audience died of internal hemorrhaging, and the President of the Sailor Scouts Fan Fiction Council survived by gnawing one of his own legs off. Mr. Guerin is reported to have been “disappointed” by the fanfic’s reception, and was about to embark on a reading of his My Little Ponies/Biker Mice from Mars epic entitled “Tirek’s Rape of Z’onn Z’orr” when his own major intestine, in a desperate attempt to save life and civilization, leaped straight up through his neck and throttled his brain.

Even better is a version I found that was subjected to a Mystery Science Theatre 3000 roasting. Along with the original fanfic completely intact, the commentary makes this monster grow to insane sizes, Rita Repulsa style. The one that sits on my hard drive is 1.17 MB of pure text. That translates to 849 pages of pure fan fiction goodness. It should keep me busy for a little bit.

Oh, and here’s a link – http://home.netcom.com/~mblackwl/Neo-zero.txt

Please do not attempt to read it if you do not have the time nor inclination to read a 849 page fan fiction.

(Is there a single person that’s familiar with every single property or reference I made in this post? Because then that would be disturbing.)

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