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Ok, I just found someone who’s as quotable as Jack Handey…

Mike Tyson!

This is ridiculous. I know absolutely nothing about the sickeningly active world of athletics, and had no idea he was THAT off his rocker.

“I love to hit people. I love to. Most celebrities are afraid someone’s going to attack them. I want someone to attack me. No weapons. Just me and him. I like to beat men and beat them bad.”

“I paid a worker at New York’s zoo to re-open it just for me and Robin. When we got to the gorilla cage there was one big silverback gorilla there just bullying all the other gorillas. They were so powerful but their eyes were like an innocent infant. I offered the attendant $10,000 to open the cage and let me smash that silverback’s snotbox! He declined.”

“All praise is to Allah, I’ll fight any man, any animal, if Jesus were here I’d fight him too.”

“I don’t know what I’m doing. I just live, I guess, get some food. But I don’t cook. I go to restaurants every night.”

There are just too many more to quote here, including some real gems in the miscellaneous section.

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