Archive for December 2005

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I don’t know much, but I do know this – someone is gonna be rich. Filthy, stinking rich. Someone’s gonna get paid. Paid up the wazoo! In rape dollars. …you know, that seems like a good note to end on. I’m going to bed. Good night!

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Overdue All I See Is You – Dusty Springfield I’ve been having one of those “damn, life is good when you don’t have to think about school” weeks. And let me tell you, damn life is good. Not perfect, but good. And I’ll take that these days. ***** The company Christmas dinner was a’ight. Same […]

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I should probably say something witty here. … Fuck you. The Barebell Incident – Only because he’s white. Girl Has Seizure After 5 Hours Of Video Gaming – “She loves to play video games, the station reported. She spent five hours straight playing a video game over the weekend. Her marathon session led to a […]

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Two quick links to keep this site alive. Lion Mutilates 42 Midgets in Cambodian Ring-Fight – Sure, it’s fake, but the headline is worth posting regardless. Full marks for effort. Ha ha, “Kâmpóng Chhnãng.” Awesome. Delco Cat Toys – Tim Meadows and Chris Parnell are possibly the greatest second bananas ever. My favourite bit is […]

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Choking Yak’s Provoking Facts! – I was walking through Fairview Mall (SEARS, specifically) on my way to the subway, and I got a free knife. They were just handing them out. So I got one. A nice little surgical stainless steal paring knife, two or three inch long blade, $5.00 retail value. For some reason, […]

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Where do Eskimos kept their money? In SNOW BANKS!!! Uh…Jordan! (I apologize if you’ve used this one already, AL. But I did a search for “masturbating” and “gay porn” and it returned so many results that my computer exploded.) “Kids, where’s your father?”“He’s upstairs masturbating to gay porn.”“Again?”

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Goddamn, I wasn’t fast enough. Here is the link for the new X-Men 3 (X3? XIII? I>I<I?) teaser, courtesy of that tagboard-breaking-hooligan Sheep. Except now the link will be recorded forever and ever in the form of a blog post, instead of a tagboard tag. And also now I can fix the tagboard. I don’t […]

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Gingerbread Love Free To Decide – The Cranberries Before I get into the good stuff, I just want to discuss a few trailers. Firstly, here’s a link to the Dead Or Alive trailer for anyone who hasn’t seen it. I found it via the glorious VG Cats website, which is as hilarious as ever. The […]

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Now Mr. T can give you directions in your car. Be sure to play the little video link. I guess this warrants a link to the Mr. T Fact Generator as well.

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And Another One Millbrook – Rufus Wainwright Another solid outing with Arlene today. Yes, ladies and gentlemen, I’ve acquired yet another platonic female acquaintance. I swear, I’m a magnet for these damn things. Whatever. I was half dead from an all-nighter I had just pulled having to write an essay about Ethan Frome. Really good […]

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Destined to fight the world's evil, The WAMBAG endures massive battles involving impossible stunts, races on horse-pulled carriages, and the desecration of enchanting medieval castles (all done with dizzying computer graphics). Not only does the eye candy keep on coming, the tongue-in-cheek writing and deep Transylvanian accents perfect the film with a dose of dark humor.

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