(A Random Post)

This is probably the most disturbing comic I have ever read. I think I’m going to stay up for a couple more hours just so I don’t risk falling asleep with that image in my head.

I don’t honestly believe I have coulrophobia, because the definition of that is an irrational fear of clowns. And there is nothing irrational about my hatred and fear of all things clown.

They are the spawn of the devil. And so fearing them would be a completely rational behaviour. In fact, I could go as far as to argue that it is irrational not to fear them. It just makes sense.

This post clearly has nothing behind it, and my honest fear of clowns aside, it’s pretty transparent that I’m posting just for the sake of posting.

So as a consulation prize, I will happily link you to an in-depth analysis of some unconventional strategic guidelines for Constructing Lineups. Would you believe that I did not know that Bobby Crosby had an .802 OPS last year? He’s like a top five fantasy shortshop.

And if that doesn’t do it for you, then here’s another random YouTube video. 1984 Jackie Chan versus Benny “The Jet” Urquidez, who I best know as “the guy that he killed with the pen in Grosse Point Blank.” It’s in Chink-speak for authentic flavour.

The Medallion was a terrible movie. I can’t stop thinking about it.

“Are you alright?”
“Ahmokay. Ahm jeest half deed.”
“And Bison?”
“ALL DEED.”

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Destined to fight the world's evil, The WAMBAG endures massive battles involving impossible stunts, races on horse-pulled carriages, and the desecration of enchanting medieval castles (all done with dizzying computer graphics). Not only does the eye candy keep on coming, the tongue-in-cheek writing and deep Transylvanian accents perfect the film with a dose of dark humor.

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