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Joke time!

Q: What is the proper term to describe the complete and utter wasting of a valuable weekend day playing Marvel Nemesis: Rise of the Imperfects for 10 hours straight with Max – only interrupted by a movie that could potentially rate in the high 5’s or low 6’s on the Van Helsing Scale (aka Ultraviolet) – and still failing to beat the game, along with watching the first three quarters of American Samurai, and completely failing to achieve our only objective of the night, which was going to Korean barbeque?

A: An absolutely normal Saturday.

And the best part is…it’s not even funny.

Kobe!

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