(A Random Post)

Right, so now that we’re done with our little moment of internet fame, let’s get back to the daily grind of failure and depression that is our usual fare here. I have some links for you.

– Watch this Snickers commercial. Yes, the whole absurdity of the setup, the crying in the car bit, the punchline – all good. But wait for the part at the very end? Do you see it? Yes! REPRESENTATION!

– Regarding movie trailers…I have three to link to, but I don’t really have anything to say about them aside from “Looks good, I will probably watch it.” So maybe I will just do that. Harold & Kumar 2, Aliens Vs. Predator 2: Requiem, and Iron Man – I think they all look good, I will probably watch them. And now for the obligatory Sin City trailer link.

– In a somewhat related story, I was completely shocked to find out this tasty bit regarding The Wachoski Brothers…apparently they are involved in a Speed Racer movie due for Summer 2008? How come nobody tells me this stuff!?! Oh, and apaprently you can’t call them “The Wachoski Brothers” anymore because one of them got a sex change. Okay, whatever – SPEED RACER!!!

Here’s an indie comic book hook-up, courtesy of your pal Choking Yak. Bookhunter by Shiga Books, which is about guys who hunt books. I don’t know, it’s pretty straightforward. They use some complex Flash-based tomfoolery that prevents me from linking there directly like I want to, so just click “books” and find your way yourself. I’ve forgotten the exact steps now that I’m writing this post out, and I’m too lazy to go back and check.

– I wanted to bring attention to this particular news story that’s been making the rounds – Mugger in Germany foiled by blind judo expert. So we have a mugger, who is desperate for a nicotine fix, trying to steal the cigarettes off a blind guy. Only it turns out the blind guy’s a “world-class blind judo wrestler”. Between this and that old 72 year-old former Marine boxer…I mean, damn, muggers just can’t catch a break these days. I wish we could just mug people in peace. That’s the world I want to live in someday.

– So apparently Domino’s has a new pizza that is Oreo-flavoured. Or something. I think it’s just tons of McFlurry-style Oreo bits stuck to a thin crust via three gallons of vanilla icing. It looks like a horrible abomination that should never be, and the fact that this was allowed to happen makes you want to openly question the existence of God above. Regardless, I swear upon my own soon to be dug grave, that I will engage in this madness, in this life or the next. Plus, I rather enjoy the commericial for it, which exhibits a type of wink-wink, “yes, we know this is insane – that is why it is awesome” sentiment that I, for one, would like to be part of. …though in no way does the value of the actual food item seem desirable, in the context of how yummy it is.

FCU with Bill Murray…pretty straightforward, go watch it, enjoy it, praise me for the link. The chopsticks part kills me.

“Do you remember what we did up there at the top of the hill?”
“…kind of?”
“We were standing at the look out.”
“Oh, I remember exactly what we did at the look out. We just looked…out…across the city from our little spot on the hilltop. Oh, it’s so pretty from way up there. We talked about how the lights from the buildings and cars, seemed like reflections of the stars, that shined out so pretty and bright, that night.
“…it was daytime.”
“…the daytime of the NIGHT.”

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