(A Random Post)

I had this whole great big post prepared that was full of enlightened comments and hilarious witty quips, but unfortunately I had written it on a napkin that I had shoved into my pants pocket, and now I cannot find it. I suspect it might have something to do with the fact that I am now wearing a different pair of pants. But I’ll never know for sure.

Why not just rewrite it from memory? Because there’s some things in this world that you can only get right once, and I will not have anything diminish that snapshot of perfection I created on that napkin. Maybe I just left it at work, and I’ll find it in my special drawer, caked with dried blood and semen…next to all the others.

In the meanwhile, please entertain yourselves with Green Team featuring Will Ferrell, Adam McKay, and John C Reilly. If you’ve wasted half the amount of brain cells I have watching horrible creations from that trio, then you should be able to figure out where this thing’s going like 30 seconds in.

It’s pretty bad…even for them. Yet at the same time…nothing surprises you.

Okay, good stuff.

I got a murder boner!

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Destined to fight the world's evil, The WAMBAG endures massive battles involving impossible stunts, races on horse-pulled carriages, and the desecration of enchanting medieval castles (all done with dizzying computer graphics). Not only does the eye candy keep on coming, the tongue-in-cheek writing and deep Transylvanian accents perfect the film with a dose of dark humor.

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