Month: February 2009

Tracy Morgan’s shark-tank sets his apartment ablaze (real). Is 30 Rock a reality TV show? This is Ricky Gervais talking about Humpty Dumpty. Also, masterfully joking about the Holocaust. Good times. But did you know that Ricky Gervais was in an 80s pop band called Seona (pronounced Shawna) Dancing? No? Well, check it out! This

I think February ’09 is on pace for a record low in terms of posts per month…which is unfortunate, considering that this month’s posts have been all near the bottom in terms of overall quality as well. I’m proud to admit that this post will probably not reverse either of those trends. – This retarded

It’s 9:30 AM and I’ve already had three people walk up to my desk only to turn back upon seeing me because they were all looking for three separate, distinct people that were not me. Also, I forgot to wear a belt this morning. Looks like I’ve got a case of the Mondays. – This

A lot of people don’t know this about The WAMBAG, but everything we do here is based around one simple principle; the timeless gift of giving. Because when you give to others…you give to yourself. The collection below is a set of links that others have been kind enough…to give to me. – From Jess:

Let’s Go To The Judges Watch The Tapes – LCD Soundsystem This post is going to be about scoring in gymnastics and its relation to my love for Ghost Town. Buckle up. Gymnastics scoring works like this: Your move or routine begins with a pre-set score and if you do everything you’re supposed to do,