And Me – Beastie Boys On my personal list of Dos and Don’ts, you can highlight “Don’t go see a movie in the theatres by yourself” as a rule that I have stood firm on my entire life. When you think about it though, there isn’t much justification for that rule. Yes, sitting in a […]

Excuse Me Miss – Jay-Z Look, I’m usually the last person to complain about needing to interact with people (er, barring that last post), but seeing as how my only company over the last month has been Derek and the reprobates at my gym I think this recent bout of loneliness is more than understandable. […]

NSFW. Please don’t watch this at work because there is no way you’ll be able to contain your laughter/crying. “World Record Kick to the Groin”

I was wasting my life away on YouTube at 2:00 AM last night, and I discovered that there are some really wack rap cameos out there. One thing lead to another, and so here we find ourselves once again ready to embark on an exciting new journey. The following is one man’s humble attempt to […]

I need ten volunteers to help me get to Chicago and break into the Volo Auto Museum. I don’t think I’ll need a ride back though. That Leonardo looks like he was from Wallace & Gromit and developed an eating disorder. Truly unfortunate. Cowabunga!

I Would Be Your Man – The Odds Quick one for this week. I thought I’d let everyone know if I’ve learned anything practical since I’ve been out here. One of the major things I wanted to do out here was learn how to cook and I can say that my cousin Derek has done […]

The Town Halo – A.C. Newman Nobody has ever accused me of being a ladies man, but if there’s one thing I’ve always had the pleasure of knowing it is the company of women. I won’t get into the long history of it, suffice to say that, for whatever reason, the Lord saw fit to […]