Archive for May 2010

Honourable Mention: Amy Winehouse

I love checking out Maxim’s Hot 100 list every year, just because it’s always so hilariously detached from reality. Doubly funny is how much outrage it causes on the internet and how people deal with it – by angrily forwarding the list to everyone they know and talking about it to anyone that will listen, […]

Christmas In May

Today we wish a magical birthday to our good friend and WAMBAG.COM co-founder (aka the co-defendant when authorities eventually discover this page), Rabid Emu. Emu’s birthday is always a sobering time of reflection for me every year. As the first of us passes the quarter century mark, I can’t help but think…wow, we are getting […]

The Black Mamba Strikes Again

I realize this is not exactly white hot (LOL) off the presses, but I completely forgot in my previous post, and I do really want to get these up here before they are lost forever to the silicon sands of internet time. (Is that the gayest way any sentence has ended, ever? I think so!) […]

Dragon Tattoos Are Pretty Cool, Actually

On the road to work this morning, and I saw this white S-Class Mercedes – like a $100,000+ luxury automobile – that was horribly defaced with a bumper sticker. Which is just a tragedy, like when beautiful women ruin their bodies with lame tattoos. Even worse…it was a Barack Obama bumper sticker – whether it […]

A Random May Post

New impressionable co-opt students arrived today, fresh off the truck from whatever idealistic mind molding universities stole their tuition and under prepared them for life. One is a relatively pretty (read: she is under 35, not horribly obese, not missing any limbs), sharply dressed, no nonsense type of young lady…and the other is a Chinese […]

Winnipeg Chronicles Epilogue: Where We Realize That The Problem Isn’t That We Don’t Know What We Want To Do, It’s That We Don’t Know What We Want To Have

Folsom Prison Blues – Johnny Cash On the way back home from dropping off my cousin’s girlfriend at the airport, I decided to stop by the park by my house and watch the sun rise.  There are a finite number of sunrises in one’s life and I’ve missed far too many.  I’ve seen plenty of […]

Commander Shepard Pops An Ollie

The WAMBAG is currently in transition, between states of What Was and What Will Be. This is the state of What Is. It floats alone in a void, separated from all the context and history and associations of its past and previous iterations. Its momentum is lost, its drifting is without direction – there is […]

So We Have Ditched Blogger And Switched To WordPress

And I have no idea how to use it! FTP publishing will no longer be available after May 1, 2010


Destined to fight the world's evil, The WAMBAG endures massive battles involving impossible stunts, races on horse-pulled carriages, and the desecration of enchanting medieval castles (all done with dizzying computer graphics). Not only does the eye candy keep on coming, the tongue-in-cheek writing and deep Transylvanian accents perfect the film with a dose of dark humor.



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