Posted on August 31, 2010, 1:05 PM, by Choking Yak.
I keep forgetting that August 31st exists for some reason. I know, it’s kind of sad considering how I’ve seen over two dozen Augusts already, and they don’t really change that often like with February. And yet, it happens. I get to August 30th and I think that’s it for the summer. Maybe because this […]
Posted on August 23, 2010, 5:23 PM, by Choking Yak.
Something incredibly momentous happened in The Life of Yak this past weekend. Well I got really drunk and woke up a quarter million in debt, but that is a separate thing and we will save that for retelling at a later time. There may or may not have been some blackjack involved, I can’t say. […]
Posted on August 18, 2010, 4:52 PM, by Choking Yak.
Sometime early this week, I yawned so hard that I think I pulled a muscle. My jaw still doesn’t work properly, and it is somewhat unpleasant whenever I eat. I think this is probably one of the sadder injuries a human being can sustain, along with groin pulls. There’s just something really sad about groin […]
Posted on August 13, 2010, 10:57 AM, by Choking Yak.
Ever since I have set Non, Je Ne Regrette Rien as my alarm, I have been waking up with a chuckle every morning. It is pretty awesome, you should do it. Actually you should not, because it’s my idea and I don’t want you stealing it, but still…rhetorically, you should do it. The trumpets…it’s the […]
Posted on August 9, 2010, 5:00 PM, by Choking Yak.
Today is the eighth anniversary of The WAMBAG’s first post. (Actually, it was last Thursday, but I am writing this post as if I had actually remembered this site’s anniversary for once, and wasn’t writing about my supergay dreams instead. Indulge me, please.) Ah, what a wonderful Thursday it is, today. I never know what […]
Posted on August 5, 2010, 5:40 PM, by Choking Yak.
I had a dream yesterday, which is a pretty rare occasion for me. This one in particular was weirdly detailed and I remember most of it. So I will post about it here because I can, and you will read it because you are bored. I was in a movie. Not as an actor in […]
Posted on August 3, 2010, 4:44 PM, by Choking Yak.
There’s a lot of weird subtleties about laser eye surgery that are often forgotten amid all the big stuff. It’s a weird feeling being able to see your alarm clock while you’re still lying in bed. Usually when I wake during the night there is a lot of guesswork involved if I want to determine […]