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Turns out our site was hacked! Hacked!

By me! Because my computer is filthy with disease.

Apparently there is like this virus that infects your computer, scans it for common FTP programs, mines them for passwords, hacks into any sites you have stored on your computer, and then adds lines of codes to all the PHP and JS files on the sites redirecting traffic to whether they want. I don’t know if they’re just clever ways of generating more page hits on banners or advertising sites, or if it’s more malicious like gathering an army of random computers to launch denial of service attacks against whoever.

Intrigue! Probably the most exciting thing that’s ever happened to this site. Who hacks into The WAMBAG? Seriously? It’s like if some world class criminals broke into a soup kitchen. What is there for takers to take in a soup kitchen?

…well, soup, I guess. And here, we have that as well. Chicken soup. For the soul.

As for me, the day I stop browsing all those virus transmitting Malaysian bear porn sites is the day the terrorists win. AND I WILL NEVER GIVE UP MY FREEDOM, GUMBLAR!!!

I do think our site has been added to some Google database of malicious sites though, and I’m not even 100% it isn’t still doing stuff. You know what? If I were you I probably wouldn’t visit The WAMBAG for awhile.

So business as usual, really.

No, Lisa, the only monster here is the gambling monster that has enslaved your mother. I call him “Gamblor,” and it’s time to snatch your mother from his neon claws!

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Destined to fight the world's evil, The WAMBAG endures massive battles involving impossible stunts, races on horse-pulled carriages, and the desecration of enchanting medieval castles (all done with dizzying computer graphics). Not only does the eye candy keep on coming, the tongue-in-cheek writing and deep Transylvanian accents perfect the film with a dose of dark humor.

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