Drunk Baggin’

This is a new category of post I want to introduce, the type you only make while you are very really drunk. I like this type of post.

I spent fiver minutes typing the previous setence. I was quite an ordeal.

While I don’t think this is exactly the first time this has happened, this will certainly be the first time we will institutionalize the concept, and the first time we will give it a firm form and substance to encourage future occurrences. Occurrences is spelled with an ‘e” and not with an “a” by the way. that is crazy to me.

First off…the happiest day of my life, the greatest trailer I have ever seen, is that of Mass Effect 3. An eternal thanks to our dear friend Daniel Chiu, who I will buy a drink for the next time I see him. Also, i I have typed his name for all the internet to see now, so he is now on the grid. Ha ah ha ha.

The release date of holiday 2011 seems quite aggressive to me, and I now don’t know if i have time to properly do all the things I want to do in Mass Effect 2 in the span of just one calendar year. It is quite a daunting task to me now. I need to play a Shephard that dies in the end with no one on the crew. Mass Effect 3 – the Joker takes revenge! Whoooooo

I think I am sobering?

I also wanted to talk about awesomeness, and how awesome my girlfriend is. This is incredibly lame, but it must be said. I don’t rememebr what must be said. We will move on.

One final very drunk thought before I end this…off the top of my head, I love my Android phone. I cannot honestly believe that people are still caught up inthis buillshit of the iPhone nonsense, I know I am personally connected to a number of iPhone consitutents, but i am pretty sure that is not a word that exists, nor is it something I should be concerned with moving forward. I overheard some nonsense being spoke at the last major gathering, but I unfortunately was not in a position to have a proper debate regarding the merits of the merittable, but thus is thus. It is truley a glorious piece of machinery tghat that the most blesssed are blessed to blessed to have, and for that I appreiance all of nothingness.

what

MAN I AM FORMING ENGLISH WORDS WITH ABJECT SKILLFULNESS

Goddamn, maybe I should go to sleep now. This has been…Drunk Baggin’ volume 1. Or something. Did you know that in Australia they banned the appearance of A cups in pornography because it might have provoked pedofilia? That is so hilarious to me, i always thought I would haver discussed it more in depth in this space, but i must have forgotten. Sorry, but it is SO HILARIOUS

WOW I WILL TOTALLY REGRET THIS IN THE MONRNING

End it with a quote, William, DO IT FOR YOURSELF DAMMIT, HTML TAGS GET IT DONE

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Destined to fight the world's evil, The WAMBAG endures massive battles involving impossible stunts, races on horse-pulled carriages, and the desecration of enchanting medieval castles (all done with dizzying computer graphics). Not only does the eye candy keep on coming, the tongue-in-cheek writing and deep Transylvanian accents perfect the film with a dose of dark humor.

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