It’s Unwrapped

Wow, Christmas already? It is by far the loudest, most obnoxiously obvious holiday there is, and you can see it coming all the way from October…and yet somehow I always find myself surprised, come December 25th, that it is actually indeed December 25th. Thank you everyone for the embarrassment of Christmas riches and wishes. Because my own black heart is devoid of conventional Christmas memories due to annual blackouts caused by overdosing on shepherd’s pie, I will instead let these assortments of Christmas related links convey the proper message of the holiday.

EDIT: Well since the Star Wars Christmas Special has already been posted, I have nothing else to give you. I’m outta here.

“What’s to-day?” cried Scrooge, calling downward to a boy in Sunday clothes, who perhaps had loitered in to look about him.
“Eh?” returned the boy, with all his might of wonder.
“What’s to-day, my fine fellow?” said Scrooge.
“To-day?” replied the boy. “Why, Christmas Day.”

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