So there’s this story in which a Japanese man cooks and serves his own genitals to paying guests at a dinner party. Which in itself is pretty crazy, but you can sort all that out for yourself, there’s really nothing to be said about the facts that you haven’t said to yourself already. I mean […]
Today we mark the birth anniversary of our first and our greatest, the incomparable Rabid Emu. He was the Chosen One, the one to bring balance to the force. And now look at him. Well, whatever. Today’s your birthday. Let’s all pretend that I actually posted that up on Sunday, when it was his actual […]
STOP THE FUCKING PRESSES According to this uh…internet article thing, Universal Pictures has signed these two dudes, a writing/producing team, Alex Kurtzman and Roberto Orci to make some movies or something. They already have two projects in mind, and this being the year 2012 and the way Hollywood works, both are of course, remakes. One […]