Seeing as how its All Hallow’s Eve, here’s your Christmas edition of The Bag.

I missed the subway by a second today after school. By literally – one second – maybe even less if I grabbed the doors Hulk-style. First time I’ve just missed it. I was stuck behind a middle-aged woman on the stairs, who obviously was much less interested in getting back home than I was. If […]

2 Bags in one week? Unheard of! Girls are like Physics. Sometimes I just don’t understand ’em.

Crazy shifty eyed dogs. Always up to something.

This is why I hate Warcraft III.

Penguins. I like penguins.

The bag is back from the dead. Well, it looks dead but if you give it a good kick … it will die. But nudge it gently, and hold it up to the light, you might find something that amuses you here.

This girl out-walked me today going to the subway station after school. I thought that was kinda weird. Not that I’m bragging – and not that it’s much to be proud of – but I consider myself a fairly fast walker. Whenever I’m off school and want to get home, I turn on the frickin’ […]

Emu’s way is better, but this has its sick purposes too.

You’re not doing this are you? (Kids, don’t do this at home!)