(A Random Post)

Oops…well…uh, apparently August 5th was The WAMBAG’s one-year birthday, and being the horrible parents that we are…we forgot about it – we didn’t even feed it. Now honestly speaking, I find it hard to believe we’ve sustained the necessary attention needed to operate a gig like this for a whole year, as little as that is. And I don’t know if that should be commended or chagrined. As it stands, I might think up some retroactive, post-birthday celebration or gimmick of some sort…but…uh…it’s going to have to take a backseat to the laziness – yet again.

But some of you more wily ones might notice the striking proximity of The WAMBAG’s birthday to Ahnuld’s (July 30, 1947). Think about it. There’s only six days between July 30 and August 5…which coincidentally is exactly the number of Terminator films he’s done…times two. A clever observer might say a correlation like that can only be a product of intelligent design and that it was – in fact – planned. (However, a correct observer would probably not say that, seeing as how…well, you know…it’s not correct.)

Whatever. But today, let me confirm our support to the public, of Ahnuld’s running for the position of the Governor of California, and the Governor of California’s running for the position of Ahnuld. Hey – someone’s got to do it.

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Destined to fight the world's evil, The WAMBAG endures massive battles involving impossible stunts, races on horse-pulled carriages, and the desecration of enchanting medieval castles (all done with dizzying computer graphics). Not only does the eye candy keep on coming, the tongue-in-cheek writing and deep Transylvanian accents perfect the film with a dose of dark humor.

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