So who found that last Mekhi Phifer post even a little bit entertaining? Raise your hands. RAISE ‘EM DAMMIT. Frick, no one? You’re fired AL. Meanwhile, here I come to the rescue. Much like last time…randomness + foreignness (Japanese subtitles?) + racism = SUPREME VICTORY
All Y’All Look Alike (soundtrack) Ain’t No Nigga – Jay-Z So Angel and I had this exchange the other day: Me: I think they should make more hip-hoperas. Angel: I didn’t even watch that first one. What was it called? M: Carmen. A: Who was in it? M: Beyoncé. Uh…that black guy. A: Oh, that […]
This is funny for the following reasons… 1) It’s in German – a foreign language, which is always funny. (By the way, they do not like Hitler.) 2) The guy had a mullet. 3) The extremely high randomness level for everything. What’s going on? Who is that? Why’d he do it? So to recap…random foreign […]
Found this site – whatsbetter?com, that’s essentially a Hot or Not, but for literally anything. People just submit completely random pictures of whatever the hell they want, and other people vote on what’s better. I’ve seen Sean Penn go up against fish heads (Sean Penn won, despite my vote) and the state of Texas versus […]
Kinda funny flash. S’all I gots.
I don’t know if there’s a superhero that shares a similar backstory, but if so, this guy should be added to the New Marvels. If not, maybe a supervillain? Either way, I’m sure everyone will have a chuckle imagining a little kid tearing the raw flesh off the bones of a squirrel with his teeth. […]
Going Limp (soundtrack) I Think I Love You – David Cassidy For the past couple of weeks I’ve been obsessed with Deborah Wagner. For the sake of those who I may not talk to regularly or who don’t listen to me anyway, I’ll recap. She’s this amazingly hot girl in my Books And Readers class. […]
Time for links! So you say that the SUV/pickup market is getting out of hand? Guess I can’t really argue. You know what’s the best bit? In this age of rising gas prices, this sucker goes seven miles on a gallon of diesel. I mean…WOW. Though I will say one thing for it – it […]
Light Jab #9238 Two posts in one week?!?! No fucking way you say? Well, that’s partly true because this post is just a shameless plug for my new “bloogle” site. Now what is “bloogle” you might ask? Well its the combination of the words “blog” and “doodle”. This site is dedicated to doodles I conjure […]
Light Jab #582 Never thought you’d see me post again did you? I’m too lazy to check the archives, but I think the last time I posted was about 4 months ago (the beginning of summer). You readers probably though I was dead (or at least you hoped I was). Well, now that school has […]