It’s nothing ha-ha funny, but I’d like to inject a little of the “human element” into the site so that you puny earthlings don’t catch on to our evil plans. Meet the Great Zucchini.

I had a big post written up, but I’ve decided to save it for a later date, and instead commit a crime against humanity. Question? What happens if you get a gigabyte? Answer! IT MEGAHERTZ!!!

Two totally unrelated links. One totally uninspired post. I guess the real world Justice League can finally do battle with a champion… of communism! I can’t imagine how this guy gets anywhere on time. A 10 minute walk home must take a whole hour, as he scales the buildings instead of walking right past them. […]

An Unfortunate Metaphor And Joyous Occasions Yellow – Coldplay I had this hankering to listen to the newest Coldplay CD recently and I had no idea why. To be perfectly frank, even though there’s some decent tunes on there the CD is pretty shit overall. It dawned upon me that what I really wanted was […]

My basketball fantasy team is terrible. I’ll be the first to admit it. I finished second out of twelve last year with my Lebron-led team in my pool with some friends and friends of friends and friends of friends of friends, so there’s at least some precedence of competence. I had initially regretted choosing Shawn […]

Ok, I’m dropping in for a quickie. It’s not that I’m using you. You know I love you, honey. I just don’t have time right now to give you the attention you need, baby. Wait. No. Don’t cry. Woman, don’t make me let you slip accidentally down the stairs again. Anyways… here’s a video entitled […]

81 Points. Thank you, and good night.

Ain’t Nothing But A Heartache Let’s see how many common WAMBAG themes I can hit with this post! ***** A while back, our favourite asphyxiating bovine blessed us with a video featuring Asian Backstreet Boys. If you are anything like me, the moment you saw that video you relinquished sleep, in ravenous anticipation of a […]

It’s time for another installment of Choking Yak’s Provoking Facts! I typed this up last night, so I think all the tenses are off…but it’s not like my writin’ has ever been that spiffy anyway. – I can’t even talk about 24 right now, it’s still blowing my mind. With the exception of a five […]

Down With Me Novocaine For The Soul – Eels I’m in such a bitchy mood lately. I was hanging out with Natasha today and she was doing her best to cheer me up with her usual fearless affection. I don’t think I even moved once. I was hunched over a table and she was holding […]