Month: March 2008

Adventures In Solitude III: Imitation Of Life Imitation Of Life – R.E.M. It’s been almost two weeks since my parents left and I still have no idea what it is like to be living on my own. I mean, yes I have been living by myself in the strictest sense of the term, but I

I think I may have accidentally overwritten the homepage today while I was recreating the tagboard. Oops. Hopefully publishing this post will make everything better…? New layout is almost completed, though this time around, I don’t want to even guess at when I’ll get around to actually finishing it and putting it. I’m mainly just

Adventures In Solitude II: The Nature Of The Experiment The Nature Of The Experiment – Tokyo Police Club How much should one tip a locksmith? This is the quandary that I faced Tuesday afternoon. It’s probably a small miracle that I’ve never locked my keys in my car before so it’s only fair that this

Adventures In Solitude I Adventures In Solitude – The New Pornographers In the past few days, I’ve managed to improperly defrost a chicken dinner, waste a perfectly good car wash and get lost driving to my cousin’s house (a place I’ve only been to approximately 6,302,190 times in my life). The car wash story is

Mummified dinosaurs, greatest science fiction writer of all time passing away, gold is up ten points, blah blah blah – who cares!?! WAMBAG.COM – bringing you news from around the world that YOU care about! Phoenix, Arizona – A community reacts to finding out about a picture of a penis painted on a neighbour’s roof.

A Girl Of My Own Modern Romance – Yeah Yeah Yeahs Angel and I went to go see Doomsday on Friday. It fit our “only watch bad movies” policy in that it was absolutely devoid of any art or intelligence but was undoubtedly entertaining. That might sound like a simple thing to some, but occasionally

If you can make it through this entire news article without laughing, then you are a better man (woman or child) than I. It just keeps taking it up a notch. Baxter…is that you? Baxter! Bark twice if you’re in Milwaukee. …is this Wilt Chamberlain?

Somebody help me, please. I’m spending way too much time on Funny or Die. Valtrex Ads: uno, dos, and tres. This medicine thing might be tricky for me in the future, because I find herpes really funny. Auto Phone Sex Remember Kenneth from 30 Rock? He’s got two shorts: here and here. He also stars

I don’t want to overhype this post or anything, but it contains more than two links. This is a career high, or whatever you sports fans say when someone does something with that ball more times in a game than he’s ever done before. Link 1! This is so similar to a Kristin Wiig-style SNL

Yeah, so those promises of a new layout at the end of last week…I hope no one was surprised when it didn’t happen. Oh well. Anyway, forget all that. I found it! After what seems like years and years of searching (it only seems like it because it didn’t actually happen), I’ve finally found a