It is upon us! Might have already happened earlier, but if I did not personally witness it, then it did not actually happen. It is called subjective reality and it is a pretty awesome way to live life. Snow dad’s better than no dad!

Since we’re on a whole Natalie Portman thing now (actually we never stopped being “on a whole Natalie Portman thing”) I finally have an excuse to post this wonderful video of Scarlett Johansson and her promoting The Other Boleyn Girl (which is a movie, despite everything, that I continue to feel an enormous amount of […]

If Food Porn Daily is like the classy, letter filled Playboy magazine of food pornography, then surely Epic Meal Time is the raunchy dirty stuff that’s only available through mail-order and is most assuredly illegal in some way. (I spent over 10 minutes trying to check if I had made this joke already at some […]

Two things that are perfectly fine on their own, but should definitely not be combined… 1) Putting a shirt with a big loud zipper in the laundry late at night on your own. 2) Watching the pilot for The Walking Dead. I’ve read the first couple of trades so I already know everything that happens…and […]

There is something profoundly depressing about eating microwaved ham and cheese sandwiches and watching downloaded television shows on the computer at 1:30 AM alone in your apartment. And by “profoundly depressing” I, of course, actually mean “abso-fuckin-lutely aces.” I HAVE BEEN WAITING ALL LIFE TO DO THIS Never give up on your dreams, kids. I […]