During the 7th inning of yesterday’s 4-1 loss against the Mariners, the Blue Jays pulled Travis Snider out of left field, and as he went around exchanging hugs and handshakes in the dugout, it was presumed that he was traded, just in advance of today’s 4:00 PM non-waiver trade deadline. As it turns out, the […]

Racked my brain for like an hour trying to come up with two sentences to write up here…failed. This should honestly not be that difficult. I think I’m doing something wrong. – Thomas Jane, previously the star of The Punisher (2004) and Homeless Dad (2004), apparently enjoyed the roles so much that he decided to […]

I don’t know what’s going on, maybe because I have absolutely nothing else interesting happening in my life, but as I get closer and closer to finally watching this stupid Batman movie, I’m having trouble containing my excitement. I figured I was just completely over “comic book movies” as a whole encompassing genre. Despite it […]

Lately I’ve watched way more YouTube videos than I should about how to speak with a British accent. I think I am too sober…? That must be it. Sometimes I will catch myself and realize that I am being retarded and wasting my life on something really stupid, but sometimes I won’t and then I […]

Ladies and gentlemen, Seal’s running a little late, so they asked if we could maybe do a version of one of his songs in the meantime instead. And thank you for your service.