You would think that it wasn’t possible for a day off school to be so crappy…but I surprise myself sometimes. WOW, I’ve had a bad day – please don’t take a picture. And it’s not even 5:00 PM. …yikes.

Anyway, here’s some miscellaneous links – I’m not in the mood to really sort them out, but I bet I wouldn’t really have been able to figure it out anyway.

Oh, but before I start…a public service announcement. If you get an ICQ message that looks like this…

http://www.jokeworld.biz/index.html :)) LOL

…then don’t click it. It’s a virus, and if you click it, it sends itself to people on your list (ie. ME). So please, for my sake, stop clicking. Because I’m sick of getting dozens of these messages. Now, onto the links.

Here’s an expansion of the Superman sex discussion from Mallrats. Published from a magazine or something from 1971 – so it actually came 24 years before Mallrats did. Keep in mind that since it’s from 1971, it’s Pre-Crisis Superman, which might be a little bit different. My favourite part is the bit about the “orgy of microscopic gang rape.”

Some interesting news if you’re studying population balance, ecology, or whatnot in biology. Apparently, federal officials allow hunters to pick off deer at Oak Mountain State Park, to keep the population levels down to a level the park can support. And this year, they sucked. So there’s too many deer. The solution? Send in the specialists – the Department of Agriculture’s own group of sharpshooters, armed with silencers and nightvision. …that’s a pretty damn cool job to have, being a deer hunting mercenary. But what I want to know is…why don’t they just bomb the place? I mean…why not? You got a couple thousand of those suckers lying around anyway – just hook some up to fighter jets and make runs at the deer.

Turns out coin tosses aren’t truly random. Yeah…no kidding. I could have told you that. What a waste of time. A decade. A decade to figure this out! And apparently coins also land heads more often than not. But then aren’t you supposed to list the percentages of times it does that and the reason? A stupid statistician, a stupid university, a stupid study, and a stupid journalist.

Saw this on the Discovery Channel yesterday. Our defense against asteriods will be hundreds of madmen that will lurk between the moon and the Earth, latch onto the asteriod, and devour it. …cool.

I was at the bank today, and I saw this old man arguing with the teller, claiming how there was this magical branch he regularly goes to that converts US dollars to Canadian ones without the exchange rate. …I mean…the hell? So I was reminded of this blog I saw the other day – Just Quit Work.com. Some stories about how his bank job sucks – kinda like those True Porn Clerk Stories…but not as funny or entertaining.

Oh, and while I’m on that “work sucks” topic, check this page out too.

…okey dokey! That’s all I got.