Month: December 2008

I bring grave warning from the future – THE YEAR 2009. No matter what happens, do not let the monkeys out of the cages. Everything we imagined, everything we feared…it’s all come true. Might as well get a head start on collecting those bottle caps now. No doubt that The Zombie Apocalypse will be upon

How is this real? A World Superhero Registry? Seriously? Here is another article for your consideration. What part of “dress up in a goofy bright costume and fight criminals with guns while unarmed” sounds like a good idea? Have they not learned from Watchmen and those fake Batmen from The Dark Knight?

This was on Global TV news. I can’t stop watching it.

Here’s a clip from the IT Crowd. It’s amusing, but the best part is how easy it is to fake a movie theater. This trick is going in the vault for sure. Old people singing hip hop. Self-explanatory. This is pretty much how I`d imagine a world where the Apatow crew was female. … and

I think the best thing about flying is the moving walkways they have in airports. You step onto one, just like that, you’re flying along like you have superspeed. It’s nuts. I can’t imagine how anyone could pass up on having a taste of this higher state of human experience, and consequently I hold nothing

I’ve been playing a LOT of games on Kongregate lately. I want to say it’s because their Flash games are good and I didn’t bring my 360 home, but honestly, it’s because they have achievements for each game. And I am an achievement whore. And how! Anyways, Shift 3 is a pretty trippy puzzle game

Didn’t sleep tonight. Working on something extremely homosexual. Here is a video titled Dog Rape! It is even better than it sounds. Also, Brandon Roy dropped 52 on the Suns, but my opponent in my fantasy basketball league accidentally left him on the bench, so I’m kind of in a happy mood. This is a

Still G.R.E. Feel The Love – Cut Copy I took the Graduate Requisite Examination last week. It’s not required, but I’ve been told that it can help those attempting to get into graduate school. I suppose now would be a good time to mention that I’m working on getting into graduate school for journalism. I’ve

Some links for your consideration. Ninjas invade a pirate festival. Seems pretty standard (as to be expected), but try to watch till the end. Jones’ Big Ass Truck Rental & Storage. If you’re into that sort of thing, his website actually exists. 40 Inspirational Speeches in 2 minutes. One Semester of Spanish Spanish Love Song.

The Choking Yak Formula For Success… 1) Work from home so that you can wait for a UPS package scheduled to arrive at your house between 10:30 AM and 2:00 PM.2) Play Left 4 Dead. The guy will not actually come during 10:30 to 2:00, so continue waiting until 4:30 PM.3) Realize you are hungry.