I believe this to be an opportune time to present some links, which you will perhaps click, in hopes that my promises of entertainment will be fulfilled. Let us hope together. – To begin, here is a stupid yet entertaining video that Chris Bosh made asking for All-Star votes. I urge you all to oblige, […]

Sell Out III Ruff Riders Anthem – DMX Just to get this out of the way, I have not been able to take a good shit lately. I don’t know why. I come home after a long day and the first thing I want to do is drop a deuce in the comfort of my […]

I’m assuming at this point that everyone is celebrating Christmas with their family and friends, or maybe even people they actually enjoy the company of. If not…well, then y’all niggas can go fuck yoselfs. I always have my big Christmas dinner on Christmas Day…which I’ve found is actually not always the case, as some people […]

Here is the trailer for Hellboy II: The Golden Army. It looks fantastic, and I really want to see it. And for those of us (read: ALL of us) already jonesin’ for our next Will Smith fix, here it is in Hancock. Where he plays like a superhero or something, but whatever, it’s Will Smith. […]

Here’s another stupid video kinda promoting Walk Hard: The Dewey Cox Story. It’s a pretty standard Judd Apatow extras video, but it takes this weird turn halfway through it. The music? Fantastic. Daryl is awesome. I NEVER GIVE UP!

So apparently Ashy Larry has a new internet series called Ashy To Classy? …it’s pretty retarded, and surprisingly short on both ash and class. I’ll have to do some digging for this one. You might remember Ashy Larry from the World Series Of Dice skit from Chappelle’s Show. The rest are sports related links, so […]

I was witness to an interesting conversation today – or at least a part of it – on the elevator ride up to work this morning. My fellow passengers entailed two gentlemen, who were discussing the movie 30 Days Of Night. Or at least one of them was – the other actually thought they were […]

Couple more movie trailers today, accompanied with some jackass comments about how good I think the movie looks (usually “awesome”) – which there is nothing else in the world that you would possibly care less about. Let’s get to it then! First, a heads up from Max Snax of Ajax (who continues to refuse to […]

Instead of dealing with the comedy of errors that is my life, I’m going to post some more links and continue (as I have my entire life thus far) to shirk away from saying anything profound or meaningful. – Best article ever. – Here is the new trailer for Harold & Kumar Escape From Guantanamo […]

A song about Tetris. Just as all great men have moustaches, all great songs on youtube have memorable solos. This one does not disappoint. And for added enjoyment, watch Buzz Aldrin coldcock some random douchebag for claiming that the moon landing was faked.