I’ve been sniffing around eBay lately looking for a Jays jersey, as well as seeing if I can further my brilliant plans for a Carter #29 Leafs jersey. And despite what some would have you believe, it is indeed a brilliant idea. Just THINK about it. It’s a Leafs jersey – Leafs, check. It’s got half of Vince’s name – Raptors, check. Joe Carter was number 29 – Jays, check. ALL THREE (respectable (…okay…almost respectable)) Toronto sport franchises ON ONE JERSEY – checkity check. You’re all fools.

…uh…right. Anyway, I’m running around on eBay, and I managed to dig out some interesting auctions. The first one is one Coke can that is “likely possesed by God knows what.” I mean…this is “serious level 17 rarity here.” So that baby’s pretty frickin’ RARE. Though the manner in which it opened is a little perplexing.

And here’s an auction for the “most powerful love spell known to man” being sold by a Cherokee, Navaho, Irish, & German psychic called…Spirit of Wolf (a.k.a. RainbowMoonUnderSun). I don’t really think I got anything to add to this one…it just kinda writes itself.