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Links!

First of all, for those of you who haven’t seen it already, I found this new webcomic about…the jungle or something. I don’t really know. And then when you’re done with that, check out Zach Braff’s Garden State Blog, even though the movie came out like three years ago. And then when you’re all done with those, check out this hilarious Flash movie and drown yourself in a lake.

If you want some more links…
A stupid Flash game. Should keep you entertained for at least five minutes.

24…The Game? It’s no lie, my fellow Brothers of the Bauer.
Username: preview
Password: C3%qt24
Go forth with his blessing, and tell the Psycho One where the bomb is.

Random video. To watch this video, you must have watched Napoleon Dynamite and be familiar with Halo 2. So really…no one should watch this video.

– As promised, here is Terri Schiavo’s Blog. This is fifteen levels of wrong. But the good stuff is in the comments. I just did a random read through, and this one popped up.

“Yes, this is for real. Terri Schiavo somehow managed to create a blogger.com account despite the fact that 3/4 of her brain has dissolved and was replaced with spinal fluid.

It’s a Festivus miracle!”

Ah, Seinfeld. Just for the record – if I ever get comma’ed up, I want to be kept alive. Because sooner or later they will develop the technology needed to transfer my consciousness into a giant transforming robot. I’ve already made these wishes clear to Jess, but I don’t know if I can trust her to properly carry out my form selections of either a dinosaur or an 80’s styled boombox. She might stick me as a loser Volkswagen or worse – a microscope.

Goddamn, Perceptor was the crappiest Transformer of all time. What the hell is a microscope going to do for you in a laser gun fight? The weenie even spoke with a British accent! Oh how I hate him.

– We’re all about class on this site. So watch as I link the topic from Terri Schiavo to baby seal clubbing. God bless Canada. Always on the frontier of the seal clubbing movement. That’s really the only reason I live here.

I think that’s a good note to end on.

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