(A Random Post)

I found another random blog that links to us, for whatever reason I can only unsuccessfully guess at. At least…I think it’s us. It’s a link to the old site, and we’re listed as “The WHAMBAG”. Too good. I’m thinking The WAMBUKI is to Japan as The WHAMBAG is to Austrialia.

I have to admit that curiousity got the better of me, and so I ended up Googlin’ it, which produced this little gem, moving the hate spotlight back onto Sheep, where it belongs.

So along with the recent tagboard traffic, I got to wondering exactly how people find our site. And so I consulted the handy dandy traffic logs, which we’ve apparently had since we moved to the .com. And so I thought I’d share with you some of the search strings that bring people here from search engines.

Some are weirder than others – and just to clarify – I’m not making any of this up. I’m not quite that good.

abhorrable spelling

organic chemistry jokes

antoine walker

neil diamond mp3’s

arabian guys celebrities

arnold schwarzenegger – the austrian yak

banana conyak

everybody just cool out skit

ferris bueller baseball

adam duritz and homosexuals

athena rookie nude

actraiser translation

b.b. hood vs. kurt angle

rape dollars

14 year old boys having bum sex/porn videos

…so I don’t really know how I feel regarding the fact that searches for child pornography lead to this site. I know we wouldn’t mind more traffic and that’s a huge new demographic we can tap into…but we left that lifestyle behind a long time ago, and I don’t know if we should go back.

I would just like to once again reiterate the fact that none of those were fabricated. And if you were wondering, the top two search strings that gave us the most hits were “take a load off manny” and “weeaboo“.

So I hope that helped shed a little light on our recent little traffic spike. Just to prepare you for when Sheep produces that new video for us and we become the next e-celebrities.

“if you visit the whambag homepage, you will learn that it is supposed to be stupid. it’s a webzine that’s like the Onion. dumb on purpose.”

I believe those are words I can live by.

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Destined to fight the world's evil, The WAMBAG endures massive battles involving impossible stunts, races on horse-pulled carriages, and the desecration of enchanting medieval castles (all done with dizzying computer graphics). Not only does the eye candy keep on coming, the tongue-in-cheek writing and deep Transylvanian accents perfect the film with a dose of dark humor.

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