Links du jour…

– 1950’s Soviet space monkey’s flight pants. It doesn’t even matter if it’s authentic or not.

– Fantastic commercial.

– An even more fantastical commercial.

– Check out this bit from The Onion, dated February 18, 2004. And now read this. Five plus another trimming blade = six motherfuckin’ blades! You crazy white people.

– Ever wonder what happened to the original Mighty Morphin Power Rangers cast? I know I do! Well now you (and I) know! And knowing is half the battle. …wait shit, wrong cherished childhood show.

– I found this link off the Power Rangers page. It’s not much, but I just thought the last line in the article is high comedy.

– So apparently, some crazy German dude has created a machine that can power his car using dead cats. Look! But even with prices as high as they are now…20 dead cats for one 50 liter tank seems a little excessive. I mean, that’s a lot of dead cats. And why cats? That’s just odd.

– And now here is the Chinese one-upping the Germans by harvesting skin from dead convicts to develop European beauty products. I’m trying to think of a “Now fortified with 10 essential vitamins!” type of pun with the Chinese angle worked in…but nothing’s coming to me.