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Lazy Christmas

Lazy Sunday – Chris Parnell And Andy Samberg

Quick story: Gary and I were driving around doing our (3rd? 4th?) annual round of Christmas greetings on Sunday. I had a wild hair up my ass and I forced him to drive to Adriana’s house so I could talk to her and drop off a present I’d bought (Harry Potter and the Goblet of Fire poster). She wasn’t home. We came by twice. The second time I just left it wedged in the handle of the front door.

(On an unrelated note, the highlight of the day was probably an awkward hug from Mandy who was wearing nothing but a robe, I think. I’m not even sure she knew who I was. It was sort of like, “Eeeh, better hug this guy just in case.” She was also likely delirious from some sort of flu.)

Monday. I see her for the first time in two weeks. I spend the whole day trying to figure out if she got the present and if she knew it was me. She doesn’t bring it up at all. Did I get the wrong house? Did she assume it was someone else? Maybe she knows its me and thinks it’s best to just not acknowledge it. I’m babbling.

I don’t know. I guess I wanted to make a post that had nothing to do with Lazy Sunday (yeah, the lyrics aren’t perfect, but I was looking for a non-blog site). Ah, well.

I finally saw someone get hit by a car. Nailed! This guy got hit right in the hip. That’s your centre of gravity and that sends you flipping through the air like Eddy Gordo from Tekken when someone doesn’t know how to do combos and they’re just hitting the buttons randomly.

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