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Softball Report!

We got killed. Though we still scored 13 runs, which is pretty good…I think.

Got my first error on a short fly to left field. The ball was dropping fast, but I had tracked it well enough to get to it and even catch it…only it bounced into and then immediately right out of my glove. After that I was praying for another hit my way, and thank God I had those two catches in the last inning…or else I may have hung myself.

Day at the plate batting lead-off!
Top 1st: Double to center, took third on the throw
Top 2nd: Single to left
Top 4th: Fielder’s choice to third
Top 6th: Single to center

My game log followed by my line for the season…

Yak, Choking (CF)
Date Opponent Score AB R H 2B 3B HR RBI K
May 6 HBK W 14-8 3 1 2 0 0 0 1 0
May 13 SMM L 25-13 4 2 3 1 0 0 0 0

G AB R H 2B 3B HR RBI K AVG OBP SLG OPS
2 7 3 5 1 0 0 1 0 .714 .857 .857 1.714

Also, here are AL’s stats, which he has asked me to put up as well since the glorious might of the <pre> tag is beyond his feeble mortal human capacity to understand.

AL, Big (SS)
Date Opponent Score AB R H 2B 3B HR RBI K
May 6 HBK W 14-8 3 0 3 0 0 0 1 0
May 13 SMM L 25-13 4 1 3 1 1 0 3 0

G AB R H 2B 3B HR RBI K AVG OBP SLG OPS
2 7 1 6 1 1 0 4 0 .857 1.000 1.286 2.286

Yes, he is indeed outhitting me. In both rate stats and totals. And by not insignificant margins either. For example, his lead of 572 points of OPS is roughly the difference between Troy Glaus and Sal Fasano this year. Though I would argue that those flashy RBI numbers are just because he has such excellent table setters hitting before him in the line-up (ie. me).

…of course, I’m still killing the top hitters in the MLB – Bonds (1.239), A-Rod (1.122), and Vlad (1.098) – by an even more significant margin…so in the end, that just speaks to how retarded it is to keep track of our stats for this beginner’s co-ed self-pitch softball league.

“Roger, are we feuding?”
“They said so on the TV, it must be true.”
“Well, fuck you then.”
“Up yours.”

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