(A Random Post)

Softball Report!

We got killed again. And our starting second baseman took a fly ball with a heavily-wind-changed-trajectory on the head, and had to go to the hospital with concussion-like symptoms. It’s generally pretty hard to put a positive spin on a 16-run loss…but I’m just glad that no one died on Sunday.

I’m going be cheap and just say I didn’t have any errors. I did lose that last ball that was hit my way, but I think it was hit just right out of my reach such that I had no play on it. Thus…no errors. I had an absolutely terrible, potentially game changing base running gaffe in the fourth, but that isn’t statistically measured…so I’m good! I’m all about the numbers baby.

Day at the plate!
Top 2nd: Single up the middle.
Top 4th: RBI single to center, thrown out at second.
Top 6th: Grounded out to shortstop.
…honestly I can’t even remember the last time that I’ve actually been thrown out trying to take a base. I think I’m getting old.

Back to stat whoring…

Yak, Choking (CF)
Date Opponent Score AB R H 2B 3B HR RBI K
May 6 HBK W 14-8 3 1 2 0 0 0 1 0
May 13 SMM L 25-13 4 2 3 1 0 0 0 0
May 19 HFP L 23-7 3 0 2 0 0 0 1 0

G AB R H 2B 3B HR RBI K AVG OBP SLG OPS
3 10 3 7 1 0 0 2 0 .700 .800 .800 1.600

AL, Big (SS)
Date Opponent Score AB R H 2B 3B HR RBI K
May 6 HBK W 14-8 3 0 3 0 0 0 1 0
May 13 SMM L 25-13 4 1 3 1 1 0 3 0
May 19 HFP L 23-7 3 1 2 1 0 0 0 0

G AB R H 2B 3B HR RBI K AVG OBP SLG OPS
3 10 2 8 2 1 0 4 0 .800 .900 1.200 2.100

Sheep, I need a prescription of HGH for this nasty cold I think I might be coming down with.

And now to end this with yet another baseball movie quote to cap off yet another effortless post.

“I hear baseball players make awfully good salaries nowadays.”
“Well it all depends on how good you are.”
“How good are you?”
“I make the league minimum.”

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