(A Random Post)

I’ll have to deal with the softball post tomorrow…I lost the receipt that AL scribbled his stats on.

So apparently A&W is offering Mama Burgers with cheese for $1.99 each. Thus two burgers and a pop from that friendly convenience store run by that nice Japanese family downstairs now costs me less than five dollars a go.

The very real possibility that I will not survive the week looms over me like a dark cloud, and I am seriously contemplating the things I have achieved in this life and the things I have yet to. And you know what? I’ve lived a good life, I’ve got no complaints.

I’ve decided that I want to be buried along with my first and greatest love…my wonderful girl Bessie. Long and treasured were the nights I spent alone with her, caressing her smooth porcelain hands, entwined as one in blissful ecstasy. I’ve completely lost count of how many hours I’ve spent with her throughout the years – the counter on my copy of Marvel vs. Capcom 2 maxes out at 99:99 hours.

Oh, and crab battle.

“Let me understand; you got the hen, the chicken, and the rooster. The rooster goes with the chicken. So, who’s having sex with the hen?”
“Why don’t we talk about it another time?”
“But you see my point here? You only hear of a hen, a rooster and a chicken. Something’s missing!”
“Something’s missing all right.”
“They’re all chickens. The rooster has sex with all of them.”
“That’s perverse.”



Destined to fight the world's evil, The WAMBAG endures massive battles involving impossible stunts, races on horse-pulled carriages, and the desecration of enchanting medieval castles (all done with dizzying computer graphics). Not only does the eye candy keep on coming, the tongue-in-cheek writing and deep Transylvanian accents perfect the film with a dose of dark humor.



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