(A Random Post)

I bring grave warning from the future – THE YEAR 2009.

No matter what happens, do not let the monkeys out of the cages.

Everything we imagined, everything we feared…it’s all come true. Might as well get a head start on collecting those bottle caps now.

No doubt that The Zombie Apocalypse will be upon us soon. I suspect my family has turned already – I will be the angel of mercy that will free them from this wretched infection.

Now we will arbitrarily celebrate the 12 year anniversary of Space Jam by collectively revisiting Hit ‘Em High (The Monstars’ Anthem).

Lightning strikes and the court lights get dim
Supreme competition is about to begin

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Destined to fight the world's evil, The WAMBAG endures massive battles involving impossible stunts, races on horse-pulled carriages, and the desecration of enchanting medieval castles (all done with dizzying computer graphics). Not only does the eye candy keep on coming, the tongue-in-cheek writing and deep Transylvanian accents perfect the film with a dose of dark humor.

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