Raped To Sleep By Dickwolves

Ever since I have set Non, Je Ne Regrette Rien as my alarm, I have been waking up with a chuckle every morning. It is pretty awesome, you should do it. Actually you should not, because it’s my idea and I don’t want you stealing it, but still…rhetorically, you should do it. The trumpets…it’s the trumpets that kill me.

I am also very well aware that I am probably like the one hundred billionth person to have done this, but since I am the first to publish it here, it is technically a completely new original idea in the eyes of the world.

Next post: my secret idea for a remote control that may enable you to change television channels…from a distance. Patent pending, don’t steal it!

In an effort to distract you from the fact that I have been unable to avoid writing about Inception for like nine straight posts, I would like to draw your attention to the third installment of D&D Monster Man. I think there are at least like four now, but I like this one the best. I’ll leave it up to you to find the rest if you like. I don’t know, I think it’s pretty good, especially if you’re a fan of watching a fat white guy scream for four minutes. This is such a simple and dumb idea, but I love it. Also, watch out for the destrachan – that one’s a doozy.

I wonder what a dickwolf sounds like.

Don’t make this weird.

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Destined to fight the world's evil, The WAMBAG endures massive battles involving impossible stunts, races on horse-pulled carriages, and the desecration of enchanting medieval castles (all done with dizzying computer graphics). Not only does the eye candy keep on coming, the tongue-in-cheek writing and deep Transylvanian accents perfect the film with a dose of dark humor.

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