Hobo No Mo

Good God, I cannot tell you how great it feels to get that stuff off my face. Never again. Never again, until I inevitably forget the lessons learned here and repeat it all again next year.

– Jason Eisener, best known as the director for Hobo With a Shotgun, is also apparently a big nunchuck enthusiast which he proves with these absolutely amazing videos. I heartily encourage you to watch, in order, Nunchucks!, Nunchucks II Teaser, and Nunchucks II. I think honestly might be the greatest videos on the internet. I speak often in this space about how with great power there must also come great responsibility. I mean I don’t really, but let’s say I do. Mr. Eisener is a sterling example of this ideal; everyone who is a Hollywood caliber director needs to have the camera rolling whenever they go drinking with their buddies. That’s the responsible thing to do.

Here is a Call of Duty commercial featuring that dude from Avatar and a weird, sickly looking Jonah Hill. Seriously, I am still not used to it, I am creeped out by his physical appearance way more than I am amused by his comedy. Also, these commercials…I don’t get it. The good looking, well adjusted grown man is the Modern Warfare expert and the nerdy dude is the newbie? Yeah, that makes sense. Where are all the murderous 12 year-olds calling me a faggot? The tone of these commercials makes it seem like the people that made them have no real sense of the product they’re advertising – like this one, how is it not more awesome and enjoyable to overkill a man with a rocket? Come on.

– Wow, Kinectimals looks like one crazyass game. Cinnamon, no!

Your clothes are different, the plugs in your arms and head are gone. Your hair has changed. Your appearance now is what we call “residual self image.” It is the mental projection of your digital self.

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Destined to fight the world's evil, The WAMBAG endures massive battles involving impossible stunts, races on horse-pulled carriages, and the desecration of enchanting medieval castles (all done with dizzying computer graphics). Not only does the eye candy keep on coming, the tongue-in-cheek writing and deep Transylvanian accents perfect the film with a dose of dark humor.

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