Not Really A Post

This is honestly just an excuse to write another baseball post, I just don’t want to do them consecutively. Motherfuckers, I’m dropping like five posts in three days, this is like some WAMBAG circa 2002 shit! WATCH OUT

– I am sad that I am not doing Movember this year, but for those of you that are, here are some nice words of encouragement from Ron Swanson and also some other guys.

– This is a few months old, but I just found it now and it sounds insane. Larry David is making an HBO movie in which he plays a marketing executive that leaves a start-up electric car company right before it becomes wildly successful, after getting into an argument with his boss, played by Jon Hamm. Maybe it was because he wasn’t appreciative enough? The rest of the cast is just as good, which also somehow includes Michael Keaton? He has settled into a weird and awesome part of his career where he just makes amazing comedy cameos off the bench, though never for any award winning teams…like JR Smith? Ah shit that is a terrible comparison, I need to stop jumping into these without thinking ahead. Mike Miller? Antawn Jamison? Ugh, I should stop.

– Europeans are getting more and more extreme lately, stepping it up with tricycle drift videos and souping up tractors so that they are more befitting of rap videos. American YouTube videos, in comparison, seem to be slowing down.

So I parallel double park that motherfucker sideways
Old folks talkin’ ’bout back in my day
But homey this is my day, class started two hours ago
Oh am I late?

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Destined to fight the world's evil, The WAMBAG endures massive battles involving impossible stunts, races on horse-pulled carriages, and the desecration of enchanting medieval castles (all done with dizzying computer graphics). Not only does the eye candy keep on coming, the tongue-in-cheek writing and deep Transylvanian accents perfect the film with a dose of dark humor.

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