Okay, I was right in the middle of screwing around with the site, when the site I was stealing all my code from suddenly went down.  So I’m only half through, and things aren’t finished yet.  …actually, I might just upload the stuff I have now and steal cleverly figure out the rest later.  I still have to work out this cookie deal, and there’s all sorts of stuff wrong with the tagboard – I can’t really tweak it that much since it’s offsite.

Anyway, I finally remembered to find this again and post it – Ninjas Gone Wild.  However, it’s for RealPlayer, and from the devil himself.  A fantastic video though, so if you have RealPlayer anyway (like Big AL and…okay just Big AL) you might as well use it.  The rest of you can probably skip this link, as there is nothing worth the hell that is having RealPlayer installed on your computer.  This definitely comes close though.

I also bring you the gift of more cosplay.  Fairly standard stuff – quick clips of a relatively normal person (apparently a master of the “what fuck?” facial expression) and his meetings with random cosplayers.  It’s an old formula…but it never disappoints.  Some of the lines in there are completely priceless – just wait for the “I’M THE EATER OF SOULS” guy.  There’s a surprisingly high amount of (apparently) sane people, and a lot of them just look like they’re out to screw around (see: that Cat girl at the beginning, and that Domo dude who HAS to be Chinese), or they’ve changed their minds now and are embarrassed to be seen in costume.  But it’s still cosplay, so there’s still a minimally large number of instances that just make you want to shrivel up and die.  Or for them to die, either way.  Like that last guy, who couldn’t even pronounce “uber.”  He was the funniest, by the way – I’ll let you see why.

That entire site is apparently pretty funny, if you just pick videos at random from the directory.  I haven’t had the time to check it myself, but feel free.  Just don’t hold me responsible if you find some bizarre Malaysian bear porn.

But anyway, that video has almost single-handedly convinced me to venture forth into The Land of the Cosplay myself – the CNAnime expo/convention/whatever.  And apparently there’s a comic book one too, in case you couldn’t get enough nerdage from the anime side.  I’m going to find Michael Turner and punch him in the face – I don’t know why.  …and wow, there’s also sci-fi and horror ones too?  GOT DAMN!?! (a new combination of “got milk?” and “cot’ damn!” – I’ll be test driving this baby for a little bit)  So weekend of August 27 – I’m there(!), Jess is there(?), and yo moma’s there(…).  Who else do you need?  Gimme a call.

“I use my tentacles to…well, do tentacly things to people.”