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I’m Still In Love With Kelly Kapowski


Possum Kingdom – Toadies

Well, just to keep you all updated, my situation with Tanya (aka The Ice Queen) remains in complete stasis. She totally shafted my offer to go downtown and check out the Lord of the Rings Ice Sculpture exhibit. Suffice to say, she’s “busy”.

I KNOW WHAT “BUSY” MEANS!!! It means that she just thinks I’m an enormous loser and I’m not worth a second of her precious time! You know what? She’s probably right!

The other day I was in Markville Mall and I saw this guy and this girl from Markham District High School. They were holding hands. The girl I didn’t really know, but just file her under that generic category of “hot high school fantasy chick”. The guy I unfortunately knew somewhat. He’s a total douchebag. And I don’t mean he’s like some big dumb jock or something like that, no, he’s just a douchebag. He’s like one of those guys who thinks he’s a total bad ass, but he weighs about 100 pounds. And he has a lisp! I…hate this guy. And here he is with this beautiful woman and they’re walking around together and it’s like…

What is the deal, man?

What is that X-factor that allows two people to hook up? I mean, it goes just beyond physical and emotional attraction, doesn’t it? Is it pheromones? I’m pretty sure that I just don’t understand the rules of the game. I believe that you have to know these rules if you’re even hoping of approaching a member of the opposite sex. I don’t know, this is too complicated for me to think about right now but you get what I’m saying.

I’m not letting this go.

On a completely unrelated note:

I’m done with my exams! Boo-yah!

SNL Post Of The Week:

Yes, Massa! – From the Al Sharpton episode. This episode kind of sucked and this skit was the best I could find from it. Racist-ly good.

Retro SNL Post Of The Week:

It’s Sort Of Christmas-y – After reading this, you can play “Who’s still in the league”? Fassero, White, Zeile…uh…

Coming soon:

Alex Lee’s Top 20 Songs Of 2003



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