(A Random Post)

So I’m leaving for Boston in…a couple of minutes. Some sort of…cousin or uncle or…blood relative is having a wedding. So hey – free food, ya know? The entire Yak-contingent based in Toronto is forming a convoy to get down there. But I’d thought I’d squeeze in a post before I go. …unfortunately, I have nothing to talk about. So I’ll just write the next two words that pop into my head.

VAAAAAAAAN HEEEEEELSIIIIIIING!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!111111111111eleven

…brilliant. Now here‘s the Van Hellsing script – in all it’s splendor and glory – that I jacked from Jess’ site.

So keep cool my babies – and if I don’t return – avenge my death by destroying the entire city of Boston. Starting with Curt Schilling and then Big AL. In that order.

And finally…to close off this wonderful post and to keep you satisfied for the weekend, I present to you a picture I drew in thirty seconds flat, since I think I hear the cars driving away right now. BEHOLD!!!

I would have made him say something, but for the life of me, I cannot remember any of the four lines he had in the movie. Have fun – I know I will.

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Destined to fight the world's evil, The WAMBAG endures massive battles involving impossible stunts, races on horse-pulled carriages, and the desecration of enchanting medieval castles (all done with dizzying computer graphics). Not only does the eye candy keep on coming, the tongue-in-cheek writing and deep Transylvanian accents perfect the film with a dose of dark humor.

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