Baggin’ On The Go

No computer, no spellcheck, NO RULES.

I am waiting to get my hair cut at Topcuts right now, (baller as hell, I know) and I signed my name in as “James.”

I don’t know why I did that. Already I am stricken with guilt and openly panicking.

Do they check ID before cutting your hair? I’ve never gotten my hair cut at Topcuts before. Will they refuse to serve me? Maybe I can just say that it’s like a nickname or family name. But how far will that go in court after the police inevitably find out and arrest me for haircut fraud our something?

Oh shit I’m next. I can’t handle this, I’m getting the fuck out of here.

Topcuts – Great hair for less.

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Destined to fight the world's evil, The WAMBAG endures massive battles involving impossible stunts, races on horse-pulled carriages, and the desecration of enchanting medieval castles (all done with dizzying computer graphics). Not only does the eye candy keep on coming, the tongue-in-cheek writing and deep Transylvanian accents perfect the film with a dose of dark humor.

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