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Okay okay, got the tickets. Got ’em, all of them, all frickin’ eleven of them. So stop asking me you damned dirty apes! You’re all crazy bastards, full of monkey-rage. And you’re all damn lazy too. How did I (the guy who lives in Richmond Hill) end up being the guy to pick up the tickets? Damned lazy pigs. Damned dirty, angry apes. If only there were some way to metaphorically describe all you lazy, dirty, angry bastards with only one animal (because this is of course, something that all people want to be able to do)…

Damned savage simian swine! Born with the slothery of a pig and the white-hot poop-throwing rage of a monkey!

You are thus!

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