Man, what a glorious day it is for our country. Canada’s going to be forming it’s own pop culture monarchy, because apparently Avril Lavigne and Chad Kroeger are…engaged? To be married? This will be like Jay-Z and Beyonce, but for unoffensive Canadian pop rock…or like that other time Avril married a dude from a Canadian […]

Did the Avengers DVD or something just come out? Some of its features have presumably already been pirated onto the internet for general consumption. Behold, the gag reel and this deleted scene with Captain America featuring the Stan Lee cameo. Get it quick, Disney is pulling all the copies it can find out there. I […]

…will be dedicated to giant prosthetic prop penises, just like our forefathers would have wanted. I saw this from the start – there was no other course of action available to us, fate forced us here. – Another new installment of College Humor’s Batman series, this time versus the Scarecrow! Funny voices, always good. – […]

I almost did not remember that today, I become the world’s “most typical” person. And today I once again remember too late the stupid anniversary of this website. Moving forward, let’s just combine both days into a single thing so that I am only severely depressed for one horrible day in August, instead of two. […]

Unusual circumstances led to me order a small coffee at Starbucks, where they call them “tall” coffees instead, because…I guess that sounds better than (but still similar to) “small” coffees. The cashier or “barista” was a young and frail Asian man, much like myself but even younger and more frail. We had the following exchange. […]