Month: October 2004

I’m so sorry. I apologize for letting it get to the point where all you had were Big AL’s long and irrelevant posts about his joyless and ultimately meaningless life. I consider it a personal failure whenever he manages to post two of those suckers in a row. But don’t worry, I’m back now, fresh

Stringing Time Together (soundtrack) Maybe Katie – Barenaked Ladies WARNING: Looooooong Post Ahead, Ye Maties! (WHAT?!?) I hope everyone’s used to the fact that I post with less regularity, but with more content. I know that requires a higher attention span, but hey, that’s what the warning is for. Continuing on… It was a good

Adriana (soundtrack) Even An Ugly Man – Hawksley Workman So there’s this girl at work. Let me just start by saying that I had no intention of ever trying to hook up with anyone at work. I’m a professional. Sure, as a cashier I’m surrounded by a bevy of lovely women for hours at a

Here’s this movie. And here’s like…another one. And everything. They’re alright. I had some really clever to say…but I don’t really recall it right now. Huh. I’ll owe you one. Oh and…uh…Cards over Sox in seven. Because I hate the Sox.

I missed the big, dramatic revelation of Max’s new auricle accessory during Thanksgiving. I totally blame my family for depriving me of such an experience; there truly is no other way to describe it. Thanks, family. Thanks. Anyways, I learned about it afterwards from Emu, who described it to me with relish. Even though I

I am tripping BALLS. …no wait, that’s the fever. …no wait, IT’S THE DRAGON.

So I’m sick. And regardless of whatever specific illness I’m afflicted with, one of my symptoms is always incessant whining. About the fact that I’m sick, what I’m sick with, and how that makes me feel. So…let’s get to it! Oh, and remember – there is a real possibility that I will not have any

I Don’t Care (soundtrack)Needle In The Hay – Elliott Smith At some point in the day, in between trying to stay awake in class and coming to the stark realization that we live in a world where Superman can die, I came up with a great idea for a post. A real gimmick. Since all

The Perveted Verses (soundtrack) Baby Got Back – Sir-Mix-A-Lot Yeah, I’m supposed to be studying for my Books And Readers test tomorrow. And yeah, that got me thinking about that hot chick I’m obsessed with in that class. And yeah, that obviously got me looking for pictures of hot chicks on the internet (Eva Longoria

Christopher Reeve dies at age 52. And I’m thinkin’ why is Superman dead? Is it in my head? Man…Reeves, Dangerfield, Cerutti…it’s been a rough month. And as if it wasn’t enough…another Harry Potter character will die. A crying shame that is. …though on the other hand…Colossus is alive again. So…I’m conflicted.